Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Are you Happy?

From my friend Hank:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.  
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...


The world does Not owe you a living

Emergency Weather Bulletin

This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm ...

The Mining Journal,Marquette, MI 


Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands



Obama did not come. 

FEMA did nothing. 

No one howled for the government. 

No one blamed the government. 

No one even uttered an expletive on TV. 

Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. 

Our Mayor's did not blame Obama or anyone else. 

Our Governor did not blame Obama or anyone else either. 

CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or even report on this category 5snow storm. 


Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards. 

No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House. 

No one looted. 

Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something. 

Nobody expected the government to do anything either. 

No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera. 

No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, 
No Brad Pitts, No Hollywood types to be found. 


Nope, we just melted the snow for water.

Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars. 

The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny. 

Local restaurants made food, and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families.. 

Families took in the stranded people - total strangers. 


We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns. 

We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die". 

We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks. 

Even though a  Category 5 blizzard of this scale is not usual, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves. 


I hope this gets passed on. 

Maybe ..... 
SOME people will get the message ...... 
The world does Not owe you a living.